The FP

you have no idea what you're in for...

no seriously you haven't got a damn clue i thought i did when i first read the synopsis of this movie and trust me you have no idea. hell i pre-screened the movies' first 10 minutes and i thought it was silly and that that was all it was going to be. But when the whole movie is full of dialogue like this.

     i can only say one thing to that. the man who made this movie is a absolute genius. So brilliant in fact i needed a 50/50 of whiskey and mountain dew to psych myself up to watch this movie again. so lets hop too it this shall be in a slightly different style from the previous reviews due to the fact i don't want to spoil this movie because it seems not many have seen it and its worth a watch especially if you have netflix because its a watch instantly title. ok first thing i must say is this is a movie shot and directed to be not unlike a sports movie mixed with step it up only major difference is this is in the "sci-fi Future" and its between two gangs in the small town of Frazier Park(FP) who settle their disputes rather than with pistols(just wait) no they settle their differences with Death DDR.
    Whoops that would Be copyright infringement ummm Beat Beat Revelation. also in the future people no longer speak English, there are no black people, and pagers and hanging out in garages has made a comeback. in other words its a dystopian future. the movie is about essentially 2 brothers J-tro and B-tro. B-tro is the older brother that in the beginning of the movie "battles" our villain LdubbaE  and dies from beat beating to hard? and his brother J-tro swears to never play beat beat revelation again.. the rest follows a Rocky movie path where due to a lot of training and small battles he gets his mojo back and fights for the 248 against the 245.
 think it interests you at all watch this movie you will i guarantee quote this at one point and as they would say in FP land you gotta check a look at this movie. i give this a cheesy 8 out of 10 you need something to riff and laugh you'll love this one.
 P.S. plus the end scene is mind blowing among other things.

A Triumphant return and A Little background

I....LIVE.........AGAIN

hello everyone who isn't currently reading this BlackLance now returned from a long long overdue and long escape from the world. I have come to behold the lack of character and design of this site and its contents which i hope to breath new life into. Unfortunately it appears that i will be for the most part solo writing for the site for A. it is something i enjoy and B. i can actually achieve deadlines when it comes to writing these so i shall start from scratch which is pretty much where i was to begin with. I will try to come up with good well rounded content and hopefully a few guest articles for now. shortly i hope to move this up to a podcast level so there won't be quite so much pesky reading involved and more people will be willing to hear my point of view than read my long winded articles. 

  For those of you who actually do read this feel free to comment, subscribe, or just give a suggestion of another movie you'd like me to check out I'm always on the hunt for new horrible. and hopefully it shall be enjoyed by all. hopefully by tomorrow i will have another Review Up for The Fp which believe me will have its day in the sun vocally at some point i can't talk enough about that movie. anyways Cheers and thanks to anyone who still checks this out.