Friday, November 30, 2012

Intro and "A Boy and His Dog"

           Hello and welcome to Wasteland Cinematica this is a project that myself Blacklance and my cohort Hyper Critical will be hosting, we Intend to review movies here of all shapes and sizes with no limit on age, quality or prior rating in the world wide web this is simply perspective from our humble minds. I found that I had a few opinions on certain movies that I had not seen voiced or not conveyed in my own personal mannerisms so I figured that we could change that. So without further adieu I present to you what I believe to be a fitting first movie review "A Boy and his Dog".


         A Boy and his Dog  was Released In 1975 based on a short Novel By  Harlan Ellison, starring Don Johnson As Vic(Albert) and His Dog Blood (obviously) voiced by Tim McIntire the story begins as most post apocalyptic movies do with a opening scroll some history as to how the world has ended up the way that it is. The year is apparently 2024 and massive world war caused the world to go to hell in a hand-basket you know like usual. 
      With that we are thrown into Vic and Blood having a conversation as they search for food, water and females, you know the necessities in life. But wait, Vic and the dog are having a conversation? What? You find that Vic and Blood have a telepathic link to one another and apparently both of them are smart asses. As they search the waste Blood gives us more Exposition as to how the world ended up this way. He explains that there was a world war III and then a world war IV.
      World war 4 apparently only lasted 5 days before complete nuclear fallout took place and now the world is a barren wasteland with roving packs of raiders and mutants stretching all across the land. Sound familiar? Other than obviously every other post apocalyptic movie out there several of these key elements found their way into Fallout. But where was I? Oh yes after a while they find a group of scavengers digging up food in the desert.
       Vic decides to steal the bag of food he sees the head of the band set on the ground. And boy does he steal it subtly, if by subtly I mean he runs 2 block of desert over with blatant disregard for safety grabs the food hits a small child over the head with the bag of cans and firing his pistol on the fly as the scavengers fire at him. After he escapes the raiders blood and he gorge themselves and decide because they have so much Food they can afford to go to a nearby camp. 
   The nearby camp they go to catch a movie which appears to be c-grade porn which leads me to believe that not even a nuclear war can stop people looking at porn. While in the movie theater blood smell a woman which from what I can gather up to this point don't tend to last long in this world because they get found raped and murdered by the roving bands. After blood and Vic have an argument over popcorn (yes really) blood points out the female and they track her to a nearby ruin of lockers and boiler rooms. When we get to the bombed out locker boiler room emporium were treated to a scene of Vic about to rape a woman. OUR HERO!!
        Obviously blood was not the only person at the camp to spot the woman. When blood says there is upwards of 15 raiders at the entrance shootout in sues. in order to escape what would be certain death the pretend to be Screamer's yes they are called screamers we get a vague explanation for what they are and that is they are mutants that emit radiation and glow green and yes apparently they constantly scream. Then we are treated to a multiple sex seen in a boiler. We come to find that the girl is from "down under" and Blood doesn't trust her at all. Arguments in-sue when Vic wants to take the girl with them. When Vic goes to try and get her from the boiler room the girl knocks Vic out and leaves a key card to get into the Vault....... I mean “down Under" for Vic.
            Vic wants to go after the girl but blood tries to convince him out of it. Now real spoilers here so are warned. Vic goes "down under" and finds that society down there because they've been down there so long every so often needs new blood in their gene pool to keep them going and Vic was a perfect specimen. Vic believes that he will get to sleep with all the women down there but of course it’s sadly not that way. He is strapped to a table and pumped by a machine like he was cattle. The girl he was hunting for is found out to be a plant to get Vic down there with the promise of a spot on the board; the board is the small group of people that control every aspect of life "down Under". I have to address this, seriously? Down under? There are far too many sexual jokes and Disney jokes I could make with that name. Anyways. Girl doesn't get put on the board she gets pissed she frees Vic asking him to kill the current board.
Vic says Fuck this I don't give a shit about your down under I’m heading back to Blood cause this shit is cray cray. Long story short the girl didn't have particularly good taste. The end.
            To be honest for the time and the subject matter I believe this is a really good movie it has good atmosphere the characters are fairly well developed and you feel involved in the story, you care what happens to the characters which in post apocalyptic movie is kind of a hard thing to pull off. Even with the awkward almost rape in the middle they found a way to make the character likable. The dialogue between Blood and Vic honestly make this movie. When Blood and Vic are separated you really feel the loss and distance between the way the world is and the way the Down under colony lives but there is until the overlaying truth that when things go to hell you really have to be in it for yourself. I suggest this movie whole heartily.  I give this movie 8 out of 10.

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