We have adversaries with such creative titles as Witch Bitch,
zombie man, and a dear favorite of mine; Swamp Gut. Be prepared for
a colossal waste of your time as we throw the slowest fight scenes
known to man and the lamest use of monster in film to date. Generally speaking
the monster fights in a W.C.W. / N.C.W. style doesn't sound like a bad idea kind
of lame but still something that was somewhat entertaining. but once you see
the choreography of the fights and the pacing of the whole movie
you literally are waiting for the monsters do
do their finishing move... oh yeah I forgot about the finishing moves
every time the match ends with a finishing move and the random guest star
shot which I swear to Drokk sound like the mortal
kombat announcer stating the obvious.
The flicker of hope was instilled by Dave Foley of Kids in the
Hall Fame (more than likely collecting dat check ya-know-what-I’m-saying?).
Jimmy hart is also starring in this flick to do what else but cash in on being
a hype man again just like in W.W.E. but the serious thing missing from this
movie is talent. now that sounds a little harsh but wrestling was always about
keeping you on the edge of your seat entertained and this movies slow drawn out
pace honestly makes it more akin to pulling teeth than putting me on the edge
of my seat. I've never felt more like nothing was happening in a ring
than while watching this movie. Overall I obviously don't suggest this
one but if you’re into masochism on a film level this should do the
trick.
2.8/10 real rating
8/10 on the
shit Richter scale
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